Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Send in the Clones...

Mes Amis

Ray Banks* supernatural hatred of Scarlett Johansen (no doubt fuelled further by the recent Tom Waits cover album she is set to release, or maybe even has already) may be more founded then anyone ever suspected.

There is now proof** that Scarlett Johansen is a clone. And not any clone... a NAZI CLONE!

Check out the insane letter received by The Flick Filosopher, part of which we shall reproduce below:

Scarlett Johansson (actress) actually is a clone from original person, which has nothing with acting career. That clone was created illegally by using stolen biological material.

And from there on in, it gets even more mental.

But Ray... I'm sorry if I ever doubted you...

Au revoir

Russel

*Whose website is currently under reconsruction

**I say proof - I mean lunatic* rambling, which in the world of the internet often passes for proof

*unless the conspirators involved want us to believe he's a lunatic of course...

3 comments:

Ray said...

Of course she's a clone. The woman looks like a blow-up doll. All lips, hips and tits and a shiny face in a permanent pout.

Therefore I stand by everything I put in that letter.

Dave White said...

Wow, that could be the worst use of footnotes ever.

(No, I have not forgotten my years old grudge against footnoting Blog posts.)

pattinase (abbott) said...

Hi Russell.
Hi --I wondered if you'd be willing to contribute a forgotten book to my blog project on such. Every Friday various writers recommend a book they believe has fallen off the radar a bit. It needn't be long. Would you be willing to do one June 6th? If you're too busy, I completely understand.
For a sample of last week’s choices: http://pattinase.blogspot.com

Thank, Patti
(Email is aa2579@wayne.edu)