Fit-like, dinnae pass Go

Mes Amis

Ah, the Aberdonians... Not actually content with being the third largest city in Scotland, they still have to massage their tender egos by mocking Dundee (because they're jealous, I tells ya!) with their version of Monopoly...

Okay, so you guys have Stuart but Dundee has The Beano, The Dandy and Brian Cox.

I think we know who wins...

(And, of course, us Fifers are just beyond such petty squabbling!)

Au revoir

Russel